thephpjedi Alesandro Ortiz

• Friday, 3 July 2009

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  Yay, catherer is out, and I've only got 1 IV line left (out of 3). Been walking a lot today, surprisingly. Also been watching tons of TBS :P

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• Thursday, 2 July 2009

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  Feeling awesome, sans ocassional back muscle spasms. In single bed room, w/ excellent staff from Shriners Hospital. More updates tomorrow :)

  By thephpjedi 2 days, 4 hours ago Add Comment

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  Good evening, everyone! :D Surgery was much better than expected! 25% less pain at max, almost complete relief w/ Percocet, + out of critica

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• Monday, 29 June 2009

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  I've got 'The Final Countdown' stuck in my head! :P Off to surgery in a tad. I'll see y'all sometime before the end of the week. Cheers! :)

  By thephpjedi 4 days, 18 hours ago Add Comment

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  Good morning. The day's finally here! :D I'm not nervous at all, since everything's been explained thoroughly. Gotta take shower now. bbiab

  By thephpjedi 4 days, 19 hours ago Add Comment

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  Off to sleep. 5am wakeup, pre-op at 6:30am, surgery at 7:30am. Was reading Facebook comments + Twitter replies. Thanks for the support!! :)

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 2 hours ago Add Comment

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  Last update fucked up by @pingfm and @seamoss. I'd submit a @GetSatisfaction ticket, but I'm about to undergo surgery in morning. Thanks.

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 3 hours ago Add Comment

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  Off to sleep. 5am wakeup, pre-op at ~6:30am, surgery at MΌ[KXY[XX[Y[ ]Yˈ[܈HܝH

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 3 hours ago Add Comment

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  Just had a 'Fleet' put up my ass to clear my intestines. It was horrible. :( I don't know how gay people enjoy having stuff up their ass! :/

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 3 hours ago Add Comment

• Sunday, 28 June 2009

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  Got poor cell signal in my hospital room, but should be enough for Web browsing. At least I got a nice single room and a flat-screen LG TV!

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 11 hours ago Add Comment

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  I'm off to the hospital for surgery tomorrow. I'll keep updating as much as I can. There may be no updates Monday thru Friday. :) #surgery

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 13 hours ago Add Comment

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  Send urgent/emergency messages to -urgent at thephpjedi.com- as they will go directly to my mobile phone.

  By thephpjedi 5 days, 13 hours ago Add Comment

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  Sunday morning (8-11am EDT) is the only time I can chat online before being admitted to hospital at 1pm. If you need me, contact me ASAP! :)

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 1 hour ago Add Comment

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  Hm. Interesting. Virgin Mobile USA released a 3G mobile broadband plan w/ no contracts, starting at $10. Kick-ass! http://ping.fm/F1yVb

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 2 hours ago Add Comment

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  16 hours until Internet blackout (I may have crippled cellphone Web access -- that's all), 34 hours until anesthesia blackout. #surgery

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 3 hours ago Add Comment

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  My comment on Slashdot made 3 months ago is still relevant: http://ping.fm/dJ6RT Yes, people still do that.

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 4 hours ago Add Comment

• Saturday, 27 June 2009

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  [NSFW RT @joe0616] Sabias q el pene puede ser macho o hembra?! Si mide 5 pulgadas o mas es un Pene y si mide menos es una Pena [HAHAHAAAA!!]

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 6 hours ago Add Comment

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  Actually, F1 tornado was only 31 miles south in Wethersfield, Connecticut. I've always had bad dreams and paranoia of tornadoes :/

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 6 hours ago Add Comment

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  :O Tornado in central Connecticut, just less than an hour south of here! Good thing those storm cells passed well south.

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 6 hours ago Add Comment

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  Just grabbed http://TheKickAssWebDeveloper.com just 'cause I can do it within 10 minutes. And 'cause @excid3 (Chris Oliver) suggested it. :D

  By thephpjedi 6 days, 8 hours ago Add Comment

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